in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
Source: smalltownbigguy
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
Source: smalltownbigguy
Fun fact: Pyjamas are totally thermals for those of us who can’t afford expensive pieces insulation. And you’re already wearing them when you get dressed in the morning. And, hey, pyjamas!
I’m sailing across the fucking Alantic.
I’m going to be in Antigua in fucking TWO days.
I was only offered the trip a fucking day ago. Now my flights have been booked and I’m going to be joining three experienced sailors for a month long voyage across the fucking Alantic.
Why, why I was even recommended is beyond me. It’s a private voyage, run by the best friend of a skipper I’ve only sailed with for, like, a week. Why he dropped my name in and thought I was competant enough to sail 4,000 miles is just beyond me.
I’m still in fucking shock. Never before in my life did I even dream this would happen. I never thought I would sail the Alantic, and certainly not at 18.
Fuck.
Idon’twanttogohomeinthreeweekstime,Idon’twanttogohomeinthreeweekstime,Idon’twanttogohomeinthreeweekstime.
Fuck.
I didn’t realise stuff like this happened in real life. Like, people like me don’t get free tickets to see a band, and especially not a big one like the Kasier Chiefs.
Nor do they get to meet them a day before in the pub.
HAL: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.
(via do-you-have-a-flag)
Source: brothertedd